The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Will Goes a Courtin' (1993)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks
Quotes
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Carlton Banks : Geoffrey, could you get us some breakfast?
Geoffrey : I'm not allowed to serve you anymore. Mr. Banks' orders.
William 'Will' Smith : G, listen, how upset was Uncle Phil last night?
Geoffrey : Well, he did something I've never seen him do in all the years I've been here.
William 'Will' Smith : What, a sit-up?
Geoffrey : It's a bit more serious than that, I'm afraid. You know the cherry cheesecake, candied yams barbecued ribs left over from yesterday?
Carlton Banks : Yeah?
William 'Will' Smith : [Geoffrey opens up the fridge] Oh, my goodness, it's still there!
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Philip Banks : [to Will and Carlton] How dare you two defy me?
Carlton Banks : Now, see here, big guy!
[Uncle Phil pokes Carlton's duck tube causing it to pop]
Carlton Banks : Oh, my God! Howard!
[runs away and starts crying]
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Carlton Banks : Hi, Steffi, what are you doing here?
Steffi : I heard the party and I came to see if Ashley was home.
Carlton Banks : Well, she's away at her Aunt Helen's. Now, run along. I don't think you're age-appropriate for this party.
[puts on a duck floatie]
Carlton Banks : Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going swimming.
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Carlton Banks : Will, have you seen Dad anywhere around?
William 'Will' Smith : [looks around for Uncle Phil and spots him] Well, that's either him or a rhino that got his horn chopped off.
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William 'Will' Smith : [to Hilary] Okay, Miss Banks, you were the previous tenant in the aforementioned pool house, is that correct?
Hilary Banks : Yes.
William 'Will' Smith : And would you please tell us of your experiences there?
Hilary Banks : Am I under oath?
Judge : Of course.
Hilary Banks : Well, Trevor would come over at about...
William 'Will' Smith , Carlton Banks , Philip Banks : Objection!
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Carlton Banks : We're going to appeal this decision. I intend to cite the landmark case of "Rhode Island v. Schechter Poultry."
Philip Banks : That has to do with the right to hang dead chickens in a butcher-shop window.