- Ashley Banks: [about the first time Hilary had sex] Weren't you nervous?
- Hilary Banks: Of course I was, everybody is, but I was ready. Only *you'll* know when the time's right for you.
- Carlton Banks: I don't like the cut of that boy's jib.
- Will Smith: Carlton, I don't think you should be LOOKING at that boy's jib.
- Ashley Banks: Hillary, can I talk to you?
- Hilary Banks: Not now, Ashley, my show starts in 5 minutes and I want to see... wait, this is important, isn't it? I have like a 3rd sense about these things.
- Will Smith: In my eyes you're still my little cousin who followed me around everywhere. Now I see you getting older and wearing makeup and putting on dresses, and... it just makes me uncomfortable to know that you have a
- [whispers]
- Will Smith: sex life.
- Ashley Banks: Fine, be uncomfortable.
- [starts up the stairs, sees Will on the couch kicking himself]
- Ashley Banks: Will... Derek and I didn't do anything.
- [Will does a hidden 'yes!' gesture]
- Ashley Banks: The first time I asked you about sex, you totally freaked out.
- Will Smith: I did not.
- Ashley Banks: You said you had to have a license, and that I couldn't even take the test until I was 35.
- Will Smith: That part's true.
- Ashley Banks: Well, I guess there are worse things than having a cousin who's overprotective.