The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe (1992)
Will Smith: Will Smith
Quotes
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Vivian Banks : Carlton, being a teenage parent is very hard and you have already proved yourself irresponsible by getting yourself into this mess. How are you gonna raise him, feed him, educate him?
Carlton Banks : Wait. You guys aren't gonna take care of us?
Vivian Banks : Hold me back, Phillip!
[lunges toward Carlton]
William 'Will' Smith : Stand back, y'all! I got a banana and if either of you take one more step, I'll fill both of ya with potassium.
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William 'Will' Smith : [to Carlton] You know that model in all them Hugo Boss ads?
Carlton Banks : Yeah?
William 'Will' Smith : You don't look nothing like him.
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William 'Will' Smith : You're lucky I ain't gonna do you like Kunta Kinte and cut off your foot.
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Vivian Banks : [to Will] Where have you been?
William 'Will' Smith : At the fridge.
Philip Banks : At this hour?
William 'Will' Smith : It's 8:00.
Vivian Banks : Listen to us, Philip. We're overreacting.
Philip Banks : This is Will. There's no such thing as overreacting.
William 'Will' Smith : Adolf, Eva, why don't you just take it easy?
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William 'Will' Smith : I would like to point out that Uncle Phil's head is about to explode and for once it ain't my fault.
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[the girl Carlton was supposed to marry leaves him at the altar]
Carlton : When she told her parents she was going to marry me, they came and got her right away.
Will : What if the kid's yours?
Carlton : He's not.
Will : Come on, Carlton. Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.