- Ka D'Argo: I have no time-keeping device.
- John Crichton: [demonstrating] One Mississippi One, one Mississippi two, one Mississippi three... 300. forward.
- Ka D'Argo: [after John leaves] One Mippippippi, two Mippippippi, three Mippippippi, four Mippippippi...
- John Crichton: I've got to get out of here before I end up like you.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: What, handsome with a great sexual prowess?
- Ka D'Argo: Have you ever heard of anything like this happening before?
- John Crichton: D'Argo, I haven't heard of anything like anything before. My planet doesn't even go to the moon anymore.
- John Crichton: It's gonna be harder to doubt you in the future.
- Officer Aeryn Sun: Well, I apologize for my strengths.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: No dominar from the House of Rygel ever travels in reverse.
- John Crichton: Well, turn around, pretend you're going forward.
- Zhaan: I've always wondered what could be beyond height and width, depth and time.
- John Crichton: Nausea.
- John Crichton: I don't know what you've been smoking, Buckwheat, but we got a serious problem here.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Nothing a good meal won't solve, I'm sure.
- Chiana: What if the Creature's waiting?
- John Crichton: Then piss it off!
- Chiana: How?
- John Crichton: Pretend it's me.