Farscape (TV Series)

Thanks for Sharing (2001)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

Quotes 

• John Crichton : Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

• John Crichton : You been lyin' to your daddy, boy, and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy. It's gonna stop. Who's your daddy? C'mon, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy? D'Argo, tell him who his daddy is.

  General Ka D'Argo : I'M your daddy.

• [while setting up a bluff attack run on a planet] 

  John Crichton : Crais, I want you to find the fattest target you can. Government house, missile site, McDonalds, whatever.

• Capt. Bialar Crais : You don't believe me, Crichton.

  John Crichton : Only because I know you.