Farscape (TV Series)
Mind the Baby (2000)
Ben Browder: John Crichton
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Quotes
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Ka D'Argo : As John once said, 'I would rather go down on a swing.'
John Crichton : Swinging. You wanna go down swinging.
Ka D'Argo : Swinging.
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John Crichton : You wanna have a mid-life crisis? Fine. That- Just... ditch the firm, head off to Maui, shack up with a supermodel, but you do not get to keep the Porsche.
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[playing Rock, Paper, Scissors]
John Crichton : Again?
Ka D'Argo : Yeah.
John Crichton : One, two, three.
[John throws paper, D'Argo throws rock]
Ka D'Argo : [laughs] Again, I win.
John Crichton : No, I win. Paper wraps rock.
Ka D'Argo : No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
John Crichton : It does. Paper beats rock.
Ka D'Argo : Rock rips through paper.
John Crichton : D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rock.
Ka D'Argo : That's unrealistic.
John Crichton : Well, it's the rules. And it's not suppose to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.
Ka D'Argo : My coma was more entertaining.
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Ka D'Argo : You look after her while I go and break Crais' neck.
John Crichton : D'Argo, you couldn't break wind right now, I'm going.
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John Crichton : Sparky. How's my favorite Hynerian?
[Rygel can't speak]
Ka D'Argo : Even I am pleased to see you.
[Rygel continues choking]
Ka D'Argo : Are, uh, are you not well?
John Crichton : You got a frog in your throat? You need a Hynerian Hymlich?
[does Hymlich on Rygel]
Dominar Rygel XVI : Fine! I'll be fine.
[sees Aeryn and starts again]
Dominar Rygel XVI : Slight case of the intons.
John Crichton : What?
Officer Aeryn Sun : It's a Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions.
John Crichton : [laughing] I didn't know you had strong emotions in you, Sparky.
Ka D'Argo : Other than, uh, greed of course.