- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: You know what's happening in the English department?
- Bruno Martelli: Bits and pieces. Ehm... Jenny McClain, censorship, stepfather... Rumor Control hasn't come out with a report yet, but I get the picture.
- Coco Hernandez: Well Puerto Ricans are island people. They think better if surrounded by water.
- Doris Schwartz: Well, tell the guy to buy a hot tub.