Ken Swofford: Quentin Morloch

Quotes 

• Quentin Morloch : If one of you is even thinking about pulling your usual substitute scams on Miss Daniels, I must remind you that she was once a student here herself and anything that you could possibly think of, she probably invented.

• Quentin Morloch : There may be an explanation for one tardy. There may even be an excuse for two. But six? It better be the Song of Songs with the original cast.

• Quentin Morloch : [playing Trivial Persuit]  Who played 'Little Beaver' in the 'Red Rider' movie series?

  Benjamin Shorofsky : You're making that up!