- Doris Schwartz: Hey, we won't say a word, we just wanna watch.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: At eleven thirty this evening, I want you to go to your parents room and say to them what you just said to me now. "Won't say a word, just want to watch." When you get permission from them, then you have permission from me. Out!
- Quentin Morloch: You wouldn't happen to be Mrs. Berg, would you?
- Mrs. Berg: I certainly would.
- Quentin Morloch: Morlock, Quentin.
- [no reaction from Mrs. Berg]
- Quentin Morloch: That's my name.
- Mrs. Berg: Oh, you poor dear.
- Trombone Player: [after auditioning a slow classical piece] Would you like to hear something a little faster?
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: I think I've listened as fast as I could last time.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: [to Bruno] For the rest of your life he'll be the first one to hear every song you write.