- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: You're putting a sousaphone player into a rock band?
- Doris Schwartz: It's not his sousaphone I need, it's his body.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Wanting his sousaphone I can understand a little. Wanting his body...
- Angelo Martelli: [on phone] Mrs. Miller, are you lying as much as I am?
- Mrs. Charlotte Miller: [on other line] Oh, you bet.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: Mrs. Berg, have you seen Mr. Reardon?
- Mrs. Berg: Oh, any number of times.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: [a beat] I meant tonight.
- David Reardon: I showed you mine, and now it's your turn to show me yours.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: All right... you got it.
- [Mrs. Berg, overhearing and drawing the wrong conclusion, gets all hot and bothered]
- Mrs. Berg: You should be very proud. Everything is going wonderfully well.
- Doris Schwartz: Really?
- Mrs. Berg: Oh, absolutely. Of course, the night is still young...