- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: [drinking coffee in the teachers room] You know the coffee they talk about on radio and TV? The stuff the man did not buy because it wasn't good enough?
- Jeff Harris: Hm-hm.
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Somebody bought it.
- Julie Miller: [to Jeff] I know you're not into performing, so why do I have the feeling I'm about to hear a song and dance?