- Doris Schwartz: [having just been introduced to Tony by Danny] Did you see the most the most gorgeous creature that just walked in and out of my life, all in the most beautiful ten seconds?
- Holly Laird: Danny's not that hot.
- Doris Schwartz: Not the frog, the prince! Oh, he's perfect.
- Holly Laird: Come on, Schwartz, he's nothing to rave about.
- Doris Schwartz: Nothing to rave about? You show me one thing better in the last twelve issues of Playgirl!
- Leroy Johnson: Come on, Eddie, why don't you let me take you back to my school and you can get into one of my shows.
- Eddie Macon: No Leroy. Now seeing you has been nice, but now that's enough.
- Leroy Johnson: Well, it ain't enough for me, we supposed to be like family.
- Eddie Macon: No Leroy! I'm history. Now, now, now this is my home. And I'm inviting you to leave.
- Eddie Macon: This is not a comeback, it's more of a bowing out. You see, I'm going to that final curtain. Gonna see that big stage manager in the sky...
- David Reardon: Eddie, you wanna hold off on that heart breaking tale for a while? I got an old Montovani album over there and it would be a whole lot effective with that going.
- Eddie Macon: Don't believe me, huh?
- David Reardon: Would you believe you if you were me?
- Bruno Martelli: Man, how long have you had these charts. Some of these changes are older than Scott Joplin.
- Eddie Macon: It gets better with age. Like... fine wine.
- Leroy Johnson: Oh, the man's had experience with wine, believe me.
- Bruno Martelli: Yeah, well, look I'm not knocking it, it's just that there's stuff here I haven't used in years.
- Eddie Macon: Said the bishop to the lady.
- Lydia Grant: Leroy, open that locker.
- Leroy Johnson: You act there's something bad in here or somethin'.
- Lydia Grant: Boy, take your mouth south and open that locker!