Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: [the FBI is scanning a charred hand found in an explosion] I heard you're having some trouble.
FBI Agent: We're fine. And this is a classified area, so you're going to have to...
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Scanning the derma?
FBI Agent: Derma? That thing's baked! We've tried transluce photogrpahy, three different frequencies of UV scans, and I can't buy one damn ridge.
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Let me try a more low-tech approach.
[He obtains a syringe and alcohol and begins to inject the alcohol into one of the fingers]
FBI Agent: Look, pal: unless Bangladesh U has caught up with Quantico, I don't see how rubbing alcohol trumps five million bucks' worth of equipment.
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: This hand has been exposed to massive heat; heat causes flesh to dehydrate. So we rehydrate.
FBI Agent: You're not serious.
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Sure I am.
[Bug finishes rehydrating the finger, scans it - and sure enough, the scanner picks up a fingerprint]
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Let me know if you need any more help. Oh, and, uh, by the way? I went to Oxford, you ass.