- Reverend Norman Balthus: [holding a newspaper with Babe Ruth on the front page] In desperate times the good lord looks over the flock and chooses one man to inspire the multitudes. One man to accomplish the impossible, one man to offer hope where there was only hopelessness. And who are we to judge the wisdom of the almighty?
- Clayton 'Jonesy' Jones: You wanna tell me what's going on here?
- Samson: Things are changing. Not for the better.