- [after finding $100 bills in a beaver dam]
- Nick Stokes: Las Vegas, where even a beaver can strike it rich.
- [after finding ejaculate on a table and bed sheets]
- Greg Sanders: We want to see who *came* and went.
- [Grissom gives him a weird look]
- [last lines]
- Greg Sanders: So what do you like? What gets your juices flowing?
- Gil Grissom: Someone who doesn't judge me.
- Sara Sidle: Relax and lie down on your back.
- Greg Sanders: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage. And Grissom wasn't watching.
- [pause]
- Greg Sanders: That was a different dream.
- Gil Grissom: I'm not married.
- Regina Kern: Girlfriend?
- Gil Grissom: No.
- Regina Kern: [smiling] You want one?
- Gil Grissom: [smiling] Yes, I do.
- [gives a wink]
- Sara Sidle: It's not like you to get right down to business.
- David Hodges: Even I have off days, Sara.
- Nick Stokes: They should do a commercial for the city - "Las Vegas: where even the beaver can strike it rich."
- Warrick Brown: Who do you like?
- Catherine Willows: Charlotte. My mother grew up in North Carolina.
- Warrick Brown: Okay, I'll give you Charlotte +2.
- Catherine Willows: What do I get if I win?
- Warrick Brown: How about a fabulous dinner.
- Catherine Willows: I'll take your action.
- Catherine Willows: The only thing that sports book means to me is guys without showers.
- Warrick Brown: [laughs] That's actually true.
- [at a Plus-Size People convention]
- Greg Sanders: Some guys like curves.
- Detective Vartann: There's curves, and then there's *rolls*.
- [Sara Sidle arrives at the police station, 6 overweight ladies are waiting to be questioned, guarded by police officers who are mocking them]
- Officer Joe Metcalf: Watch your feet. Don't cause a stampede.
- Sara Sidle: I'm gonna remember that you said that Metcalf especially after these ladies sue you and the police for discrimination, you genius. Can you clear the room please?
- [Jim is talking to a suspect visibly half-asleep]
- Captain Jim Brass: Lou Barnes, big money runner. Still living at your mom's house? Hey, buddy! Focus! You're alright?
- Lou Barnes: [Faints and falls off the chair]
- Captain Jim Brass: Guess not.