The Amazing Screw-On Head (2005 TV Movie)
Corey Burton: President Abraham Lincoln, Demigod, Professor Fruen, Commander, Informant
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Quotes
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President Abraham Lincoln : The nature of this investigation has become much too personal. We're dealing with undead perversions of the only woman you ever loved and your most trusted man-servant who vowed to do away with all subsequent man-servants in the cruelest means imaginable.
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Emperor Zombie : [singing] You know something I don't know.
Professor Fruen : Who's there? What is the meaning of this?
Emperor Zombie : I thought I was clear. *You* know something *I* don't know.
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President Abraham Lincoln : Crack a window, Mr. Groin. Let's not have the Oval Office smelling like burnt hair.
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President Abraham Lincoln : Groin's looking out for your behind, Head! You can't keep him at arm's length!
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Emperor Zombie : There's only one way to truly know everything you know.
Professor Fruen : Ask politely?
Emperor Zombie : I'm going... to smoke you.
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The Demigod : Time to begin the horror.
Emperor Zombie : By all means, lets! Emperor Zombie, how do you do? I'm here to advise you on dispensing horror in this modern military climate. I understand you're a demigod, that's fantastic!
The Demigod : Oh, I don't know about fantastic...
Emperor Zombie : I do! If I may be so bold?
The Demigod : Be bold. I command you!
Emperor Zombie : I have an impressive resume in the service industry, as the man you just crushed can testify. I have been looking for a master worthy of my servitude, and baby, you are it!
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The Demigod : The world will be made to suffer for this indignity!
Screw-On Head : Indignity? I'll have you know, i work for the President of the United states of America.
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Emperor Zombie : There's artillery now, big guns that shoot giant rocks that bruise and dismember, which is why you need artillery, too.
Geraldine : [whispers] And an army of the undead.
Emperor Zombie : Also an army of the undead.
The Demigod : Ooh, I always wanted one of those.
Emperor Zombie : You dig up the corpses and I'll make them your slaves.
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The Demigod : [about to be imprisoned inside the turnip again] I'm beside myself.