Enchanted (2007)
Kevin Lima: Pip in New York
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Quotes
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Prince Edward : Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?
Pip in New York : [clears his throat, squeaks] You with me.
[rubs "hands" together and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor]
Prince Edward : Nathaniel?
Pip in New York : [squeaking] Uh-huh. Nathaniel.
Prince Edward : Nathaniel's glad to have me near.
Pip in New York : [squeaking] No-no-no-no-no!
[imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear]
Pip in New York : Broop, broop, broop.
Pip in New York : [takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again] Giselle.
[imitates Giselle singing "True Love's Kiss"]
Prince Edward : Oh, I know this one.
Pip in New York : [as Nathaniel] Apple?
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York : No, thank you.
[as Nathaniel]
Pip in New York : It's good.
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York : Oh, okay.
[crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation]
Prince Edward : You feel you'd die without me here.
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[Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast]
Prince Edward : You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!
[He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process]
Bus Driver : [stops the bus] Everybody stay on the bus.
Prince Edward : Giselle? My love?
Pip in New York : Giselle?
Prince Edward : Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!
Bus Driver : [gets off the bus and yells at Edward] Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!
Nathaniel : Madam, allow me...
Prince Edward : Nathaniel, old friend!
Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...
Bus Driver : You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?
[Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her]
Bus Driver : I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...
[Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up]
Bus Driver : A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
[She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her]
Prince Edward : Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?
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[Pip rolls up to Edward in a hamster ball]
Prince Edward : Pip! You'd like to finally be released... to help Giselle... to best the beast. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
[Pip groans and facepalms as Edward opens the hamster ball to let him out]
Pip in New York : Thank you.