Puss in Boots (2011)
Zach Galifianakis: Humpty Alexander Dumpty
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Quotes
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Humpty Dumpty : I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Puss in Boots : You are what you have always been: my brother.
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Humpty Dumpty : [hanging from a rope] You can't save us both!
Puss in Boots : Yes, I can! Just hang on!
Humpty Dumpty : Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mother will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do.
Puss in Boots : I will not let you go, Humpty.
Humpty Dumpty : I know you won't. So I won't make you choose.
[lets go]
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Humpty Dumpty : Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend. It ain't over easy!
Ohhh Cat : Ooooooohhhhhh!
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Humpty Dumpty : First rule of Bean Club, don't talk about Bean Club. The second rule of Bean Club... don't talk about Bean Club.
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Humpty Dumpty : What's your name? You don't say much, do you? I think I'll call you Sparky. Whiskers? Zoltar! How about Puss?
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Puss in Boots : I smell something familiar. Something - dangerous. Something - breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty : It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots : Maldito huevo.
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Humpty Dumpty : Please don't spin me. Do not spin me! Not again! No! I'm gonna yolk!
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Humpty Dumpty : I'm cracked! We got red beans, green beans, coffee beans, lima beans, but, no magic beans.
Puss in Boots : Would you care for a jelly bean?
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Humpty Dumpty : OK, yeah, I get it now. You get some fancy boots and now you're too good for me?
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Puss in Boots : Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.
Humpty Dumpty : I'll try.
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Kitty Softpaws : Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
Humpty Dumpty : Eh, what? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
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Humpty Dumpty : I'm sorry, Puss. I've made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg.
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Humpty Dumpty : Let's, uh, get out of here before Mama shows up.
Puss in Boots : I should make you into an egg salad sandwich!
Humpty Dumpty : That is disgusting!
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Humpty Dumpty : I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.