Drawn Together (2004–2007)
James Arnold Taylor: The Producer, Wooldoor Sockbat, Bob the Cucumber, Genie, Larry the Tomato
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Quotes
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Wooldoor Sockbat : If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower.
[cocks a sniper rifle]
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Captain Hero : Hey, pig! Great news!
Wooldoor Sockbat : Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!
Captain Hero : Are you defecating into a cantalope?
Spanky Ham : [farts] Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.
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Xandir : [while holding Ling-Ling] Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up and nods]
Xandir : Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! I bet your disappointed.
[Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot]
Toot Braunstein : Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Toot Braunstein : No, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor]
Wooldoor Sockbat : Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Wooldoor Sockbat : Oh, no, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off]
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Wooldoor Sockbat : So God killed everyone... the good guys... the bad guys... and even Steve from Long Island... but not me. And I know why. With everyone else gone, I can finally enjoy masturbating the way he intended: by myself.
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Captain Hero : Don't make me kick your ass!
Wooldoor Sockbat : Don't make me suck your cock!
Captain Hero : Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!
Wooldoor Sockbat : Don't make me suck your cock!
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Wooldoor Sockbat : Holy crap! I'm supposed to be in the Witness Protection Program!