Drawn Together (2004–2007)
Tara Strong: Toot Braunstein, Princess Clara, Ariel, Snow White, Unusually Flexible Girl
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Quotes
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Toot Braunstein : [trying to get Xandir's attention with her head in a guillotine] I swear to God I'll cut my fucking head off!
[Xandir ignores her, Toot slices off her head and flashes him while Spanky takes a dump in her skull]
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[Spanky and Clara are neck deep in a ball pit and are discussing her bigoted views]
Princess Clara : I don't see why I should apologize. I mean, where I come from all my servants are black... or Presbyterian.
Spanky Ham : Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases.
Blue Ball : [springs to life] Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig?
Princess Clara : No, he's right, Blue Ball. Maybe I should just apologize.
Blue Ball : Usually, Clara looks to us for advice, but this time it came from Spanky. It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President.
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Toot Braunstein : [drunk] I thought you loved me, Captain Morgan!
[smashes bottle of booze against the wall]
Toot Braunstein : Oh no, you're bleeding! I'll save you, Cap'n Morgan!
[licks booze off wall]
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Xandir : Why is it whenever something isn't working, your first impulse is to eat it?
Xandir : [Flashback - Toot is eating the TV] TOOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Toot Braunstein : I couldn't find the Remote.
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Toot Braunstein : Sometimes I cut myself to relieve the pain
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Toot Braunstein : If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!
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Princess Clara : What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.
Foxxy Love : I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...
Princess Clara : It's really quite thrilling...
Foxxy Love : It's right. Now you know...
Princess Clara : I can taste a filling...
Foxxy Love : And it's solid gold...
Princess Clara : I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.
Foxxy Love : Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!
Princess Clara , Foxxy Love : This black chick's tongue
Princess Clara : What a wonderful feeling
Foxxy Love : Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?
Princess Clara : I've never had so much fun
Princess Clara , Foxxy Love : As with this black chick's tongue.
Captain Hero : How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!
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Toot Braunstein : [after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza] You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!
[punches a hole through the wall]
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Toot Braunstein : So, Clara, how was your day?
Princess Clara : It was magical!
Toot Braunstein : I guess it would have been if you were violated by a magician.
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[repeated line]
Toot Braunstein : Goddammit!
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Princess Clara : Oh f*ck me.
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Princess Clara : [Spanky, Clara, and Foxxy are waiting for a pizza in order to play a prank on the delivery man] I had never been more nervous. The pizza would be here in thirty minutes or less, and with Foxxy's hands tied up in her hair, she was as useless as a Mexican!
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Xandir : [while holding Ling-Ling] Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up and nods]
Xandir : Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! I bet your disappointed.
[Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot]
Toot Braunstein : Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Toot Braunstein : No, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor]
Wooldoor Sockbat : Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Wooldoor Sockbat : Oh, no, it's a tumor!
[licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off]
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Toot Braunstein : Damn it! Clara's pissing me off like Fat-Free sour cream!
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Princess Clara : [about her octopussoir] Oh, please, please don't tell anybody. I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear!
Foxxy Love : I pinky swear.
Toot Braunstein : [They look at Toot] FINE! I pinky swear.
[Clara's octopussoir also pinky swears]
Captain Hero : [knocks on door] Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it.
Princess Clara : How is that even possible?
[Foxxy and Clara stare at Toot]
Toot Braunstein : Oopsey-Tootsey! I couldn't help myself.
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Toot Braunstein : We have to fight for our food now? These competitions are bulltoot!
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Princess Clara : You're probably wondering about my octopussior... It's french.
[in the confessional]
Princess Clara : I've never shared my story with anyone before. It's all so... so personal. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance.
[she then dances interpretively]
Foxxy Love : Really? When you was but a child, your stepfather cast a curse on yo' vagina?
Princess Clara : What? Weren't you paying attention?
[demonstrates a move]
Princess Clara : My evil step *mother*! *Mother* placed the curse on me!
Toot Braunstein : Uh-duuuuuh!
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Princess Clara : Look, everyone! It's that asshole Jeff Probst!
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Princess Clara : Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?
Toot Braunstein : Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun!
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Princess Clara : [in the confessional] The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas.
Xandir : Let's open a hair salon!
Foxxy Love : OOOH, we could shine shoes!
Ling-Ling : I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!
Toot Braunstein : LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!
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Princess Clara : Why should I apologize? It's not like I made her black.
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Toot Braunstein : Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...
Captain Hero : Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!
Toot Braunstein : I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!
Captain Hero : [in a girlish voice] I said I'm on the phone!
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[Xandir tells Toot how to make herself throw up and Toot makes a comment about having her fingers in Pepe Le Pew]
Xandir : You were with Pepe Le Pew? You MINX...
Toot Braunstein : Not *the* Pepe LePew... *MY* Pepe Le Pew!
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Toot Braunstein : So we're just a bunch of monkies dancing for the cameras! And what do we get in return? Nothing! At least monkies get beat off by their owners once in awhile!
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Princess Clara : I needed to help Wooldoor before he flushes his life down the sink!