In the course of slaying a giant muffin, Lula gets stuck in a tree stump. Unless they can free her, the Sprite of the Stump will become king. Later, Dave tries to help people by becoming a psychofloobicologist, but awakens an angry god instead.
Dave finds a girlfriend, but is the relationship too good to last? Later, a man from 1994 goes back in time looking to conquer the simple people of the past with modern technology.
Sick of constantly being defeated by Dave and his family, the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy forces the narrator to change the story. Can Dave defeat the evil villain AND rehearse the Pageant of Udrogoth?
Dave and his family fight a swarm of magical termites with magic, weapons and decorative Knick knacks. Later, Lula's sister, Molly, comes to stay and the family has to put on a show to impress her.
Candy takes a vacation, naming Dave the King in her absence, but the power goes to his head. Later, Fang meets her hero, Strom the Slayer. Unfortunately, he's come to slay Faffy.
The family form a rock band, but the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy plans to use their fame against them. Then, when Candy builds up a hefty shopping bill, the only way she can stay out of trouble is to become a bill collector herself.
A simple hat-buying trip turns into a dangerous encounter with the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy. Later, Oswidge accidentally brings Candy's pimple to life.
All her life, Fang has been saying that she's not a monkey, but now she's not so sure. Later, a Harvest Day gift makes the family's dreams come true...but not really.