Dave the Barbarian (2004–2005)
Estelle Harris: Lula
Quotes
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Dave : Ready, Lula?
Lula the Magic Sword : I refuse to come out like this.
Dave : What's wrong?
Lula the Magic Sword : Her *ladyship* thought I needed a more "civilized" look.
[she comes out covered with...]
Dave : Are those roses?
Lula the Magic Sword : Yes.
Dave : Cause I'm ALLERGIC TO ROSES.
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Candy : He was your first owner?
[pointing to Argon]
Candy : Psshaw, you're like, 20,000 years old.
Lula the Magic Sword : [preparing to fire energy beam]
[shouts]
Lula the Magic Sword : What's your point?
Candy : Uhh... you don't look a day older than 16,000.
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Candy : Could I BE a bigger freak?
Lula the Magic Sword : Based on your genetics, I'd say the prospects are terrific.
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[fighting a dragon]
Dave : [to Lula] Come on! Do one of those magic energy blast dealies.
Lula the Magic Sword : What? And get a nasty letter from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dragons?
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Candy : Okay, I've figured out a way to get you and Argon back together, but you have to utterly respect my every decision.
Lula the Magic Sword : How about, instead I don't?
Candy : Works for me.