Jenna Jameson: Barbara

Quotes 

• Jim : Did I do something wrong?

  Barbara : No. Just hand me a towel.

  Jim : Are you sure?

  Barbara : Yes, Jim. I'm positive.

  Jim : You're not real happy, OK. So whatever I did, I'm sorry.

  Barbara : I shouldn't blame you. You'll be all right when you grow up.

  Jim : What do you mean, "grow up?"

  Barbara : Just what I said. Mentally.

• Jim : Most of this stuff, I buy off the Internet. Like this is a whip. Well, it's not really a whip. It just makes a lot of noise. So when you snap it...

  [Jim snaps whip] 

  Barbara : Whoa! OK.

  Jim : Yeah, it's kind of loud.

  Barbara : That could put an eye out.

• Jim : Hi, Barbara.

  Barbara : No talking tonight, Jim.

  Jim : Great.

  Barbara : It's my surprise, remember? Tonight, you're going to be a fly on the wall.

  Jim : OK.

  Barbara : Maybe see something you've never seen before. Remember when you said you can tie yourself up?

  [She tosses him some rope] 

  Barbara : Work your magic.

• Barbara : This is just getting too complicated. Way too dangerous. Why'd you have to fuck everything up, Jim?

  Jim : I didn't mean to. I just needed to see you.

  Barbara : That's just it. You're too attached. That's not not gonna work.

  Jim : Yeah, it'll work. We just have to be more careful.

  Barbara : I told you not to need me so much, Jim.

  Jim : You're the only person that's ever cared for me.

  Barbara : You never let them. You need me because I'm nice and easy and safe. I come over, I do things, and you pay me. I'm like a can of peas to you, Jim. You open me up, and it's the same thing every time. No disappointment, no hurt, right?

  Jim : No hurt. Then why am I hurting so bad right now?

  Barbara : Welcome to the club. That's the price of admission. Life hurts.

• Barbara : Did you enjoy what you saw?

  Jim : Yeah, it was great. But seeing you happy kind of made me jealous.

  Barbara : Jim, simple. Remember?

  Jim : Simple is good, right?

  Barbara : I need $200 for tonight.

  Jim : $200?

  Barbara : Yeah.

  Jim : I didn't even get to participate.