The Room (2003)
Greg Sestero: Mark
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Quotes
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[Johnny walks to the apartment rooftop]
Johnny : I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
[throws water bottle]
Johnny : I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.
Mark : Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?
Johnny : I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.
Mark : What? Did you?
Johnny : [sits down] No, it's not true. Don't even ask. What's new with you?
Mark : I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know. I got a question for you.
Johnny : Yeah?
Mark : You think girls like to cheat like guys do?
Johnny : What makes you say that?
Mark : [gets up] I don't know. I don't know. I'm just... I'm just thinking.
Johnny : I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me.
Mark : Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny : Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
[gets up]
Mark : Yeah, you can say that again.
Johnny : I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
Mark : Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky.
Johnny : Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
Mark : [pauses, then walks forward] Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already. I don't know yet.
Johnny : Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That's her name?
Mark : Betty? Yeah. Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. You know, she wasn't any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
Johnny : That's too bad. My Lisa's great whenever I get it.
Mark : [sits down] Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
Johnny : It seems to me that you're the expert, Mark.
[sits down]
Mark : No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny.
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Mark : As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the earth. That's a promise.
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Mark : You don't understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!
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Peter : Speaking of which, how did you meet Lisa? You never told us.
Johnny : Oh, that's very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases and I didn't know anyone, and I have, I hit YMCA with a $2000 check that I couldn't cash.
Mark : Why not?
Johnny : Well, because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, I was working as a busboy in hotel, and uh, um, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her, and that's how we met.
Mark : So, I mean, what's the interesting part?
Johnny : Well, the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner.
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Lisa : I've lost him, but I still have you, right? Right?
Mark : You don't *have* me. You'll *never* have me. You killed him.
Lisa : Mark, we're free to be together. I love you. I love you!
Mark : Tramp. You killed him; you're the cause of all of this. I don't love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!
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Mark : Damn, man. Fuck! What do you want to know my secret for, man? Well, you are right. It's Lisa. I don't know what to do, man. I'm so depressed. It's HER fault. She's such a manipulative BITCH!
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Mark : Who are you calling a kid?
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[repeated line]
Mark : What's going on here?
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[repeated line]
Mark : What are you *doing*?
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[after having sex with Lisa on the spiral staircase]
Mark : God. Why did you do this to me? Johnny's my best friend.