Envy (2004)
Jack Black: Nick Vanderpark
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Quotes
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Nick Vanderpark : Spray some on my butt cause I just shit my pants!
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Nick Vanderpark : C'est la vie, as the Romans say.
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Nick Vanderpark : How do I know where the shit goes?
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Nick Vanderpark : What's that?
[as he looks down and points at Tim's pants, right by his crotch]
Tim Dingman : What?
Nick Vanderpark : That.
Tim Dingman : Oh... maple syrup.
[Nick reaches over and wipes up some maple syrup from Tim's pants with his index finger and then tastes it]
Nick Vanderpark : Mmm. Man! Can you believe that comes from a tree?
Tim Dingman : Don't taste my pants.
Nick Vanderpark : I can't taste your pants?
Tim Dingman : Ever.
Nick Vanderpark : Ever?
Tim Dingman : No.
Nick Vanderpark : Then don't spill maple syrup on them.
Tim Dingman : Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to taste it.
Nick Vanderpark : Well, I like maple syrup.
Tim Dingman : Well, not from my pants.
Nick Vanderpark : [before Tim finishes] I love it.