The Cat in the Hat (2003)
Sean Hayes: Mr. Humberfloob, Voice of the Fish
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Quotes
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The Fish : Someone else should drive!
The Cat : Alright, you win. Concrete, you drive.
[gives Conrad the wheel]
Conrad : Are you serious?
The Cat : I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the twelve-year-old drive!" Now punch it.
Conrad : This is awesome!
Sally : I want to drive.
The Cat : I think that's a great idea.
[gives Sally another wheel]
Conrad : Wait, two people can't drive at the same time.
The Cat : You're right. We should all drive.
[gets his own wheel]
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The Fish : This cat should not be here, he should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!
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The Fish : A dog goes, "Woof woof," and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log. But a fish speaks in plain English...
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The Fish : Oh my Cod!
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The Fish : [on the toilet] This is where they buried my brother!
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Mr. Humberfloob : First, I'd like to welcome aboard our newest member of the Humberfloob family, Jim McFlinnagan.
[McFinnigan shakes Humberfloob's hand, to everyone else's shock]
Jim McFinnigan : Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you...
Mr. Humberfloob : Fired.
Jim McFinnigan : I beg your pardon?
Mr. Humberfloob : Fired.
Jim McFinnigan : But I...
Mr. Humberfloob : [shouting] Fireeeee-dah!
[McFinnigan runs away crying]
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Mr. Humberfloob : [speaking to Joan] If your house is as messy as last time, you're FIRRRRRRRE-DUH!
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[from DVD menu]
Conrad : [gets spit out of a tube from the Cat's hat] Whoa! Cool!
Sally : [gets spit out next] Ugh! Well that was rather rude.
Conrad : I thought it was pretty cool.
Sally : You would.
Conrad : You should.
Sally : [to viewer] Oh, hello there. I'm Sally, and welcome to the Cat in the Hat DVD.
Conrad : And I'm Conrad, and if you click over here, I'll show you some real cool stuff about the film.
Sally : Or if you click on my side, I'll tell you some amazing stories about how they made the movie.
Conrad : Don't listen to Sally, her stuff is boring! Click over here!
Sally : The word you're looking for is interesting.
The Fish : [rising from the hat] Remember the fish?