Bringing Down the House (2003)
Missi Pyle: Ashley
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Quotes
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Ashley : [to Peter, about Charlene] What is she doin' here?
Charlene Morton : Oh, get used to it, twiggy; you're gonna be seein' a lot more of me around here!
Ashley : [to Peter, about Charlene] Not without a broom in your hand.
Charlene Morton : If I HAVE a broom, it's only cuz I'm here to sweep up the white trash!
Ashley : Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.
Charlene Morton : Bitch! I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass!
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Ashley : Compliments of Tae-Bo: 2 hours a day 5 days a week
Charlene Morton : Compliments of the hood: 24 hours a day all my life!
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Ashley : Oh, I can't talk about it 'cause gangsta people will come to my house and cut me.
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Kate Sanderson : [on the phone] Hello?
Ashley : Hey, it's me.
Kate Sanderson : Oh, hi, Ashley. Everything okay?
Ashley : I don't know. I saw Peter hanging out at the club today. He was mingling with a large black woman.
Kate Sanderson : What? What are you talking about?
Ashley : He said it was his nanny. She didn't look like any nanny I'd ever seen. She was all... tattooed and banjee and welfarish. It was...
[Kate laughs as Glen was flirting with her]
Ashley : [thinking Kate was laughing at her] Oh, is that funny to you? Is that funny? Am I funny to you.
Kate Sanderson : No, no. That's not funny
Ashley : Were you laughing at me?
Kate Sanderson : Oh. I wasn't -
[to Glen]
Kate Sanderson : Stop. Get away.
[back to Ashley on the phone]
Kate Sanderson : No, I wasn't laughing at you. Just... hang on. You know, look, I know Peter, I know him. He's not gonna spend all this time taking care of the kids. He went and hired somebody!
Ashley : Seriously, Kate! This woman was no nanny. You need to do something. I saw this woman. I was there and you weren't. Shouldn't you look at least be looking at references?
Kate Sanderson : [to Glen] Thank you. Thank you.
[back to Ashley]
Kate Sanderson : Listen, Peter is nothing if not responsible. It's not like he's gonna hire a convicted felon.
Ashley : Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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Ashley : [to Charlene] You messed with the wrong W.A.S.P. bitch.
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Georgey Sanderson : Dad's here.
Kate Sanderson : Thank you, sweetie pie.
[kisses Georgey]
Ashley : [to Georgey] Don't worry, sweetie. Daddy's stupid, too, and he became a lawyer.
Kate Sanderson : Ashley!
Georgey Sanderson : I'm not stupid.
Kate Sanderson : That's right.
Ashley : No, no, no. Of course not.