- [entering a demonic TV station]
- Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: This place reeks of evil.
- Goodwin: Could be the plumbing.
- Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: Could be the stench of all those rotten television shows.
- Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: What's wrong with my hair?
- Dr. Sara Beckman: It's just a little 60's.
- Goodwin: 1760's or 1860's?
- Dr. Sara Beckman: But it looks good on you. Really.
- [as Goodwin improvises an escape]
- Dr. Sara Beckman: What gave you the idea? Something Rafe would do?
- Goodwin: No, McGuyver reruns.
- Dr. Sara Beckman: Who?
- [talking about his life]
- Raphael 'Rafe' Cain: What's the point?
- The Bartender: You want guarantees, buy a stereo.