Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Michael Winters: Taylor Doose
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Quotes
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Taylor : Could this meeting be more disrupted?
Lorelai : I could do a soft shoe.
Rory : Yeah, while I pound out a beat on the bongos.
Babette : Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Miss Patty : I got bongos in the back.
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Reverend : The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.
Rabbi : We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend : I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi : I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor : Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend : Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi : Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend : Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi : Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor : Rabbi, please.
Reverend : What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi : Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend : Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi : Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of these Red Lobster commercials...
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Taylor : All right, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it. Lorelai, I hope that's not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at town meetings.
Lorelai : No, Taylor. It's not. It's, um, diapers for the little ones.
Taylor : What?
Lorelai : Dorsal fins and Cucamonga.
Taylor : What did she say?
Lorelai : [whispers to Max] I confuse him till he loses his train of thought and then he moves on. Hot dog?
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Taylor : I don't get this, people. This man is practically a vagrant. I mean, where do you even live? What do you do for a living?
Grant, the 1st Troubadour : I don't want people to know those things!
Taylor : Why not?
Grant, the 1st Troubadour : Because that's part of being a troubadour.
Taylor : What is part of being a troubadour?
Grant, the 1st Troubadour : The mystique!
Taylor : Oh, this is absolutely ridiculous. Do you subscribe to this troubadour mystique?
The 2nd Troubadour : I run a Kinko's in Groton.
Grant, the 1st Troubadour : You see, that proves it. He doesn't respect the code. You're not supposed to talk. You're not supposed to run a Kinko's. You're supposed to speak through your music. That's the whole point.
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Taylor : "The Last Supper" cannot be funky.