100 Girls (2000)
James DeBello: Rod
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Quotes
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Matthew : Y'know, I wonder why God equipped women with all the weapons for seduction.
Rod : What do you mean?
Matthew : Well, take the breast for example. You have the bosom, the areola, the nipple. I mean, those are three concentric circles. In other words, it's a bullseye! It's no wonder the breast is the target for all men.
Rod : Wow. That's profound.
Matthew : And men are grotesque. I'm not just talking about the little habits we have...
[Rod starts cleaning his ears with his car keys]
Matthew : ...like cleaning our ears with our car keys. I mean, we're grotesque to the core. I mean, look at the penis. The penis... it just looks like God had some left-over skin when he was making elbow, and He decided to slap it in our groin...
Rod : Hey, get that outta here! It freaks me out, ok?
Matthew : I mean, the penis is the first to shrivel when it's cold, it's the first to shrink in fear. The penis is a coward. It's a cowardly flap of left-over elbow flesh.
Rod : Maybe you wouldn't think that way if you had a little of my Penile Power, baby!
[laughs]
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Rod : Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.
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Rod : Oh, yeah, nice from a far, but far from nice.
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Rod : You're pathetic man. I mean you lose your virginity and you don't even get the girls name.
Matthew : [pointing at the weight dangling between Rod's legs] What the hell is that?
Rod : It's penile power man. I got it out of an ad in a magazine. I mean, it's going to help me increase my length and girth, all just by hanging weights from my cock, man. Check it out man. I'm up to five pounds.
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Rod : But check it out, this penile power thing, it's going to help me you know, increase my libido, help me maintain a full, firm erection and it's gonna help me control my ejaculation baby, so I'm going to be going all night long.
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Rod : [to Matthew] Do you have any suspects yet?
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Rod : You're never gonna get in that virgin vault man. They don't let boys on the girl's side.