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Quotes
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[Mickey cuts in on a dance between Princess Jessica and another fairy]
Princess Jessica : Hello!
[pause]
Princess Jessica : And what are you staring at?
Mickey Muldoon : The fairest beauty that ever stood before the eyes of a man since Helen danced her willing way on the wondering walls of Troy!
Princess Jessica : It's only a gift of words that you shower me, but I have to say that they shine!
Mickey Muldoon : Oh you shine, Princess Mine, you shine!
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Jericho O'Grady : [the Leprechauns are trapped by the palace balcony, persued by Fairies] What do we do now?
Sean Devine : [sarcastically] Try to remember how to fly.
[turns, sees Mickey floating in mid-air]
Sean Devine : Mickey!
Mickey Muldoon : I... I dunno how I'm doing it.
Sean Devine : I hate to be the one to tell you this, Mickey lad, but you're in love.
Mickey Muldoon : [vaguely] Really?
Sean Devine : Well, that's the sign.
Mickey Muldoon : Is that a fact?
Sean Devine : [the Fairies are approaching] Grab him before he comes to his senses!
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Mickey Muldoon : [dreamily] I met this girl... Princess Jessica.
Seamus Muldoon : Princess Jessica - King Boric's daughter!
Mickey Muldoon : Oh, she's an angel, with the face!
Seamus Muldoon : Oh, no, no, no, no, no - listen - You leave her be! I don't want that sort of trouble! Mary Maldoon, this is your fault! Jack - will you tell him to listen to his father?
Jack Woods : Why? I never did.
Seamus Muldoon : Neither did I; that's not point!
Mary Muldoon : So he's told you, has he? You're his father, speak to him!
Seamus Muldoon : Mickey Maldoon, you listen to me: You stay away from that girl, or I'll disown you!
Mickey Muldoon : How can you disown me; you don't own anything.
Mary Muldoon : Don't speak to your father like that!
Mickey Muldoon : What, you do!
Jack Woods : That's expected - I'm his wife! And don't speak to *me* like that!
Seamus Muldoon : Yes, don't speak to her like that!
Mickey Muldoon : Well, who'm I expected to speak to like that, then?
Seamus Muldoon : Now you're speaking to me like that.
Mickey Muldoon : But she started speaking to *me* like that...
[fade]
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Jack Woods : [Seamus and Mickey appear in his buggy while he's racing] What're you doing here?
Seamus Muldoon : We thought you might like a hand.
Mickey Muldoon : Oh, don't worry, Mr. Woods, the old Leprechaun magic'll do the tirck.
Jack Woods : Great! Tell me what to do!
[beat]
Seamus Muldoon : Get closer to the others!
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Mary Muldoon : Where are you going?
Mickey Muldoon : Oh, just to do some mischief.
Mary Muldoon : That's all right, then.
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[Micky kisses Princess Jessica]
Princess Jessica : [Gasps] How dare you?
Mickey Muldoon : Oh, I dare, Princess Jessica; I dare!
Princess Jessica : Come back here at once, and apologize!
Mickey Muldoon : Oh, you must be joking! Well, you'll have to catch me first! And no flying!
Princess Jessica : You think a Princess can't run?
Mickey Muldoon : ...NO!
[she chases him up the stairs]
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Mickey Muldoon : Come away with me.
Princess Jessica : I can't!
Mickey Muldoon : We can do anything!
[they kiss]
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Jericho O'Grady : [sees his brother bound by a pair of Fairies outside the bar he was gaurding] Aw, Barney!
Barney O'Grady : Don't worry, lads. I've got them where I want them.
Count Grogan : [flies in] Ah, Maldoon. What a coincidence finding you here.
Mickey Muldoon : I don't want any trouble, Grogan. Let Barney go.
Count Grogan : You might not *want* trouble, but that's what you've got.
[Mickey flips over him but he follows suit to stand in front of him again]
Count Grogan : You don't get away that easy.
Mickey Muldoon : I'm not fighting.
Count Grogan : Oh, you'll fight. Or your young friend here has done his last spell of gaurding.
Sean Devine : Is that a fact? Well, I'm happy to oblige you.
Jericho O'Grady : And so am I.
Count Grogan : My fight is with Maldoon here.
Sean Devine : Ah, well. As much as it grieves me to watch another Leprechaun have all the fun.
[handing him a spear]
Sean Devine : Go for it, Mickey me boy. Little Maurice here is begging for it.
Count Grogan : DON'T call me Maurice!
Sean Devine : Oh, well then, I won't. Maurice.
Jericho O'Grady : [laughing] And niether will I - Maurice!
Barney O'Grady : Maurice, Maurice, Maurice!
Sean Devine : Give him a taste of Leprechaun justice, Mickey me lad.
Mickey Muldoon : I'm not fighting, Seanie.
[to Grogan]
Mickey Muldoon : Let him go.
[he tries to walk off but Sean stops him]
Sean Devine : That girl has unmanned you.
Count Grogan : He's a yellow-belly. He was coward's legs, like all Leprechauns.
Sean Devine : That's it. Enough's enough. No more Mr. Nice Leprechaun. Oh, I'll show you coward's legs. *And* arms.
Mickey Muldoon : Don't do it; it's what he wants!
Sean Devine : Well, there's the thing. It's what I want, too!
[he draws his spear and Grogan's appears in his hand]
Barney O'Grady : If you need any help, Sean, I'm right here for ya.
Sean Devine : Good man.
[they fight]
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Mickey Muldoon : It's Count Grogan, the first of the fairy fools.
Count Grogan : Muck on, Mickey Muldoon. You and that hairy mistake Sean Devine make a fine raggedy-arsed pair. Clear the path. You're the polluting the grass.
Mickey Muldoon : And what if we don't?
Count Grogan : Then I'll have to make you.
Sean Devine : You and which particular thousand Trooping Fairies might that be? I'll flatten you without raising a sweat.
Count Grogan : Oh, we're all trembling before Sean Devine... a powerful man with a powerful set of eyebrows.
Jericho O'Grady : Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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Mickey Muldoon : You look so lovely in the moonlight.
Princess Jessica : Take off your mask.
Mickey Muldoon : Uh, that-that's not a good idea.
Princess Jessica : Are you frightened?
Mickey Muldoon : Yes... uh, no. Um...
Princess Jessica : Then do it.
Mickey Muldoon : For your sake only.
Princess Jessica : I'll turn away.
[Mickey removes his leprechaun mask and Jessica sees his face]
Princess Jessica : But you're a Leprechaun. A real one.
Mickey Muldoon : I am.
Princess Jessica : But Leprechauns are all vile and villainous, and vulgar!
Mickey Muldoon : Well, Trooping Fairies are all sneering, snobbish and selfish!
Princess Jessica : That is not true! We're *not* like that.
Mickey Muldoon : [growing amused] And we're not all vile and villainous. Now vulgar, maybe. That's fair enough, I can't argue there...
Princess Jessica : But you're still a Leprechaun.
Mickey Muldoon : And you... you're still a Trooping Fairy. Does it make any difference?
Princess Jessica : No.
[Mickey takes Jessica's hand and kisses it]