Discworld (1995 Video Game)
Eric Idle: Rincewind
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Rincewind : That doesn't work!
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Rincewind : [about the Lecturer in Recent Runes] An old wizard who grew a beard mostly because shaving cream costs tuppence a bag.
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[about the Librarian, who was once human but was turned into an orangutan]
Rincewind : Doesn't he want to be turned back into a human?
Bursar : Nope.
Lecturer in Recent Runes : Ha! Says he likes the long arms, the prehensile toes and the right to scratch himself in the reference section.
Bursar : I say he just likes running around loose, not wearing trousers. I mean, I would.
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Rincewind : [about the Archchancellor] As far as leaders go, the only reason I'd follow him into battle is out of curiosity.
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[Thomas Silverfish the alchemist has been telling Rincewind about his invention, which is basically film]
Rincewind : Anyway, what are you going to call this new system?
Thomas Silverfish : I'm not sure.
Rincewind : Well, it's easy enough. What is their most unique characteristic?
Thomas Silverfish : They're moving pictures that click.
Rincewind : Well, there you go! Call them that.
Thomas Silverfish : Of course. "Clickies". Thank you.
Rincewind : "Clickies"?
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Archchancellor : Ah, if it isn't young Breakwind.
Rincewind : Rincewind, sir.