The Hughleys (1998–2002)
D.L. Hughley: Darryl Hughley
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Quotes
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Darryl : I'm not afraid of anything.
Michael : Ok, how 'bout this tarantula?
Sally : Arachnophobia - - fear of spiders.
Darryl : That doesn't scare me.
Michael : Then what about this snake?
Sally : Snakephobia - - fear of snakes.
Darryl : That doesn't scare me either.
Michael : [pulls out video tapes] Ok, what about these movies..."When Harry Met Sally", "Sleepless In Seattle", and "You've Got Mail"?
Darryl : Eeeeek! Get those away from me!
Sally : Megaphobia - - fear of Meg Ryan movies.
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Darryl : Sydney, If you really want to dis someone, you have to stick with the 'yo mamma jokes', here, I'll tell you one, "Yo mamma's so big, that when she was hit by a school bus, she turned around and said, 'stop throwing them rocks!'"
Michael : How 'bout this one? 'Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, all the cars in the road stoped!'
Darryl : [Darryl laughing] That's really funny son, now GO TO YOUR ROOM, I don't want you to be talking about my mamma like that!
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Milsap Morris : I'm one bad mother...
Darryl : You know, I think that's a girls coat.