The Opposite of Sex (1998)
Chauncey Leopardi: Joe
Quotes
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[Bill catches one of his students writing "Mr. Truitt sucks it hard every Tuesday after yearbook here!" on a wall in a school restroom]
Bill Truitt : [calmly] There's a sentence here that's a fragment. What is it? Every...
Joe : Every Tuesday after yearbook here?
Bill Truitt : Now, how would you fix that?
Joe : I guess you could say Mr. Truitt, you know, blanks it hard here every Tuesday after yearbook?
Bill Truitt : Or just "Tuesdays after yearbook". You don't need the "every", right?
Joe : Yeah, I guess so. Can I go?
Bill Truitt : Yep.
[Bill holds his hand out, Joe hands over his marker pen and leaves. Bill tries to rub off Joe's drawing of a naked woman above the writing, it won't come off, so he uses the pen to alter it into a goofy drawing of a man's face. Another student walks in and sees him doing this]
Ty : Probably not a good idea to use your real name.