The Crow Road (1996)
Joe McFadden: Prentice McHoan
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Quotes
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Prentice : It is one of life's trials to have a better-looking more talented older brother.
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Prentice : It all started the day my Grandmother exploded.
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Prentice : [the Doctor has had a heart attack having failed to prevent the cremation] Is there anything we can do for you, Doctor?
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Prentice : He'd taught me to think for myself, and now he didn't like the thoughts I was thinking.
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Prentice : I hate my life.
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Prentice : You killed a kestrel. That's illegal.
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Prentice : The Car and its Contents?
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Prentice : Well I've got this essay on Wittgenstein to do, and that's about it.
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Housekeeper : They said they were going to do a couple of Gs. Is that a kind of drink?
Prentice : You could say it's a mild intoxicant, yes.
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Prentice : So what's the key to unlocking Verity's Magic Box?
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Cousin : I was too busy staring at a Systems Analyst with shoulders as wide as the Arizona Skies.
Prentice : Is that all it takes to get lumbered these days?
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Prentice : And may I ask who it is that you're sleeping with in my bed?
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Rory's Ex : You don't have to call me Auntie, I'm not related to you at all.
Prentice : You're the best Auntie I've ever had.
[She thumps him]