Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)
John Astin: Terry Duke Tetzloff
Quotes
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Duckman : Excuse me sir, I'd like to reclaim my father's body from storage.
[Terry Duke Tetsloff turns around]
Duckman : Terry Duke Tetsloff!
Terry Duke Tetsloff : At your service Mr Duckman.
Duckman : Wait a minute aren't you that sleazy con-man who sold my family a defective home security system, gave an overpriced funeral to my mother-in-law when she wasn't really dead and artifically enseminated my sister-in-law with my sperm?
Terry Duke Tetsloff : The very same one. Say are you here to reclaim your father's body?
Duckman : Yep.
Terry Duke Tetsloff : I'll just go and get it and remember no ticky, no body.
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Judge : Mr Tetsloff, is your home security system defective?
Terry Duke Tetsloff : Only if you're dumb enough to go in there and try to fix it yourself.