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Quotes
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Mr. Crisp : Teach them how to play... soccer.
Father Maurice : We haven't got the balls for that.
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[Mr. Crisp and the others are looking for the kids]
Father Maurice : How will we ever find them?
Mr. Crisp : That's easy, just look for the choir that looks like it just robbed a convenience store.
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[Father Wolfgang offers Sister Mary Clarence some gross-looking food]
Sister Mary Clarence : Oh no, no, no... Jenny Craig, I just couldn't, thank you so much.
Father Maurice : [lifts the sausage on his own plate, then replaces it] This, uh... needs a prayer.