Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Poster

Mark Blankfield: Blinkin

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  • Robin Hood : As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo.

    Crowd : A black sheriff?

    Blinkin : He's black?

    Ahchoo : And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

  • Robin Hood : Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!

    Blinkin : I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.

    Robin Hood : He's dead?

    Blinkin : Yes...

    Robin Hood : And my mother?

    Blinkin : She died of pneumonia while...

    [Remembers] 

    Blinkin : Oh, you were away!

    Robin Hood : My brothers?

    Blinkin : There were all killed by the plague.

    Robin Hood : My dog, Pongo?

    Blinkin : Run over by a carriage.

    Robin Hood : My goldfish, Goldie?

    Blinkin : Eaten by the cat.

    Robin Hood : [on the verge of tears]  My cat?

    Blinkin : Choked on the goldfish.

    [pause] 

    Blinkin : Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?

  • Robin Hood : Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.

    Blinkin : A Jew? Here?

    Robin Hood : No no, not a Jew. Ahchoo.

  • Blinkin : Oh Master Robin!

    [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo] 

    Blinkin : You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

    Robin Hood : Blinkin, I'm over here.

  • Ahchoo : Hey Blinkin.

    Blinkin : Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?

    Ahchoo : No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln', I said 'Hey Blinkin.' Hold the reins, man.

  • [Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers] 

    Robin Hood : Blinkin! What are you doing?

    Blinkin : Guessing. I guess no one's coming.

  • Ahchoo : [after Blinkin catches an arrow]  Blinkin! How did you do that?

    Blinkin : I heard that coming a mile away.

    Robin Hood : Right-o, Blinkin, very good.

    Blinkin : Pardon? Who's talking?

  • King Richard : [taking Prince John's crown]  You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority.

    Prince John : Oh, please have mercy on me, brother. It wasn't my fault. I got some really bad advice from Rottingham.

    Blinkin , Ahchoo , Scarlet , Little John , Crowd : [coughs]  Bullshit! Bullshit!

    King Richard : Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench!

    [to the crowd] 

    King Richard : From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... Johns!

    [the crowd cheering] 

    Prince John : [yelling]  NO!

    King Richard : Take him away!

    [the Merry Men began to grabbing Prince John] 

    Prince John : No, wait, wait!

    King Richard : Put him in the Tower of London! Make him part of the tour.

  • [after falling from a tree] 

    Blinkin : I can see!

    [runs right into another tree] 

    Blinkin : Nope, I was wrong.

  • Rabbi Tuckman : I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire.

    Merry Men : 'ello Rabbi!

    Rabbi Tuckman : Hello boys!

    Robin Hood : A moyel. I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession.

    Rabbi Tuckman : A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.

    Scarlet : What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?

    Rabbi Tuckman : It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!

    Little John : I'll take one!

    Ahchoo : Hey, put me down for two!

    Robin Hood : I'm game. How's it done?

    Rabbi Tuckman : It's a snap.

    [demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine] 

    Rabbi Tuckman : I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...

    [releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot] 

    Rabbi Tuckman : I nip the tip! Who's first?

    [groans from the Merry Men] 

    Little John : I changed me mind!

    Ahchoo : I forgot, I already got one.

    Blinkin : [puts his hand in the air]  Question...

    [Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him] 

    Rabbi Tuckman : I gotta start working with a younger crowd.

  • Robin Hood : [first meeting Blinkin the blind servant]  BLINKIN!

    Blinkin : Master Robin, Is that you?

    Robin Hood : Yes.

    Blinkin : What back from the Crusades?

    Robin Hood : Yes.

    Blinkin : And alive?

    Robin Hood : [pause]  yes.

  • Ahchoo : [offers to shake hands with Blinkin]  Hey, put her there?

    Blinkin : How do you do do?

    [extends arm that hits Achoo in the gut] 

    Ahchoo : [hoarsely]  I've been better.

  • Ahchoo : Blinkin - what's the fastest way to reach the villagers?

    Blinkin : Why don't we fox them?

    Ahchoo : Fox them!

  • Blinkin : [as Robin fights one of Prince John's knights, Blinkin approaches with a tray of water; Robin doesn't look at the knight and takes a drink]  It sounds like we're winning, sire.

    Robin Hood : [Finishing his drink]  Yes. Very good, Blinkin. Carry on.

  • [Villagers begin throwing food at the archery contest] 

    Blinkin : Oh good, they've opened the salad bar.

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