Beetlejuice (1989–1991)
Alyson Court: Lydia Deetz
Quotes
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Lydia Deitz : Though I know should be wary, Still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
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Beetlejuice : Hey! What am I, garbage?
Lydia Deitz : You wish!
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Beetlejuice : [hears moaning] Babes, what's wrong?
Lydia Deitz : My mom's a real trip. She's hosting a trendy combination seance and tackyware party
Delia Deitz : [In the dining room, Delia, wearing a turban, has her guest sitting around a crystal ball] Calling all spirits fantastic, come to my tackyware party of plastic!
[ahs and moans]
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Lydia Deitz : No B.J.
Beetlejuice : Awe, Babes!
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Lydia Deitz : Deadly-vu!
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Boris To-Death : [Heard announcing the feature movie] Tonight, on Moster Movie Madness, we bring you... "The Thing That Ate New Jersey on Rye", starring the greatest actor in the *universe*...
Lydia Deitz : Boris To-Death
[sighs in admiration]