Salvador (1986)
Jim Belushi: Dr. Rock
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Quotes
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Doctor Rock : Best thing about Latin women is they don't speak English.
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Doctor Rock : So what's your sign?
Pauline Axelrod : Stop.
Doctor Rock : That's really cute. I thought it was slippery when wet.
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Doctor Rock : They kill people here, Boyle!
Richard Boyle : Do you believe everything you read in the papers?
Doctor Rock : Yeah I do!
Richard Boyle : Come on man, you're gonna love it here.
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Richard Boyle : [his wife has left him] Marriage made in hell... maybe she'll be back.
Doctor Rock : [indicates the messy apartment] Sure. Who could leave all this?
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Doctor Rock : [there is a letter on Boyle's door] What does it say?
Richard Boyle : 'Fuck you' in Italian.
Richard Boyle : [sees the room and crumples the letter] Shit, she's gone back to Italy to her parents. Goddamnit!
Doctor Rock : That's too bad, Richard. But at least she left the TV.
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Doctor Rock : [about Ronald Reagan] Can you believe that a straight man to a chimpanzee is going to be the next President of the United States? I mean, doesn't that depress you?
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Richard Boyle : [drunk] Cathy, talk to Maria. I gotta get Maria back. Just talk to Father Paul, she'll listen to him.
Cathy Moore : Richard, you're forty-two years old. You're old enough to be her father, forget her.
Richard Boyle : I'm in love with her!
Doctor Rock : [also drunk] I love you, Richard.
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Doctor Rock : You know you come off with this journalist bullshit all the goddamn time, you know that? I haven't seen one article
Richard Boyle : I wrote a book! "Flower of the Dragon"!
Doctor Rock : "Flower of the Dragon"? That was ten years ago, Boyle!
Richard Boyle : It was a big exposé!
Doctor Rock : Ten years ago! What have you written since?
Richard Boyle : Articles.
Doctor Rock : What articles?
Richard Boyle : I wrote for a right wing newspaper in El Salvador about guerillas.
Doctor Rock : [sarcastic] Oh the one in El Salvador? Oh yeah, I read that, my whole family read that! Everyone saw that article, Boyle!
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Doctor Rock : Vietnam, you know, Vietnam? I mean, we invading here, or what?
Female U.S. soldier : I don't know what you're talking about. I was kinda young during all that. Look I got orders not to speak to the press, okay? And you're weird, so fuck off.
Doctor Rock : What the hell, I'm not with the press!
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Doctor Rock : That's the biggest fucking needle I ever saw!
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Doctor Rock : [doesn't understand the insults being spoken at him in Spanish] Yeah up yours too, Jack!
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Doctor Rock : Listen Rich, can I crash at your place tonight? I got no other place to go man, I'll sleep in the shower, it doesn't matter.
Richard Boyle : You'd better light another joint, 'cause I got bad news for you. I don't got a place. We're evicted, man, we were gonna come stay with you and Miriam...
Doctor Rock : You mean I gave you my last two hundred bucks and got no place to stay?
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Richard Boyle : You could live in this country for three hundred bucks a year!
Doctor Rock : [rummages through Boyle's pack] What the fuck is this!
Richard Boyle : Mace.
Doctor Rock : Mace, for what?
Richard Boyle : Wild dogs.
Doctor Rock : Yeah, wild dogs, that's bullshit! You've lied to me straight through, haven't you?
Richard Boyle : You want me to be honest with you?
Doctor Rock : No!
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Doctor Rock : [waves a beer bottle at the gangsters] Okay, cocksuckers, how do you like these odds, huh?
[attempts to break the end of the bottle, but it doesn't break]
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Richard Boyle : [lying in a hammock with Maria] How bad is it here, eh?
Doctor Rock : [points at Maria] If I had one of those, I'd be better.
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Doctor Rock : [babbles in poor Spanish, trying to buy a drink]
Richard Boyle : You asshole. You know what you just said?
Doctor Rock : What?
Richard Boyle : You said you'd pay her in two menstrual cycles, you moron!