Cannonball Run II (1984)
Burt Reynolds: J.J. McClure
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Quotes
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CHP Officer : What are you boys trying to pull?
J.J. McClure : There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut.
CHP Officer : Well, why Connecticut?
J.J. McClure : They ran out.
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Fenderbaum : It's General Patton and general admission.
[He and Blake laugh]
J.J. McClure : Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.
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Captain Chaos : J.J... Long time, no see.
J.J. McClure : Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
Captain Chaos : Have no fear, 'Him' is here.
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J.J. McClure : I need a girl.
Victor : Yeah, me too.
J.J. McClure : You?
Victor : Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know.
J.J. McClure : Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but...
[Both laugh]
J.J. McClure : Just kidding.
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Victor : [J.J. has just performed a dangerous stunt] I figured it out. If we do this ten times a day, by the end of the year, we'll be billionaires.
[Victor tears up a telegram]
J.J. McClure : What is that?
Victor : Oh, don't worry about that. It's the Cannonball race. It's on again. A million dollars is the first prize. But don't you worry, we'll be billionaires.
[J.J. picks up a handful of hay and stuffs it into Victor's mouth]
Victor : What did I say?
J.J. McClure : You want me to do this ten times a day?
Victor : Nine?
[J.J. stuffs another handful of hay in his mouth]
Victor : What a grouch!
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J.J. McClure : What line did you say you were from?
Betty : The Order of Imaculate Chastity.
Victor : The Order of Imaculate Chastity? I read the bible all the time. In fact, I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard. But, I've never heard of the Order of Imaculate...
Veronica : You have to read the New Testament. In fact, it's not even the New Testament. It's the New... uh...
Betty : New Wave.