The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (1983 TV Movie)
Ocean Hellman: Alice
Quotes
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Imogene Herdman : I'm going to be Mary in the Christmas play. And if you try to be, or raise your arm, you'll wish you didn't.
Alice Wendlekin : I'm always Mary in the Christmas play.
Imogene Herdman : Go ahead then. And next spring when the pussy-willows come out, I'm going to stick a pussy-willow so far down your ear where nobody can reach it. And it'll sit there and grow and grow and grow so for the rest of your life, there'll be a pussy-willow bush growing out of your ear.
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Maxine : [referring to a shack exploding] Who said the Herdmans did it?
Beth Bradley : They said they did. Ralph said he was the one that stole the chemistry set from Old Man Johnson's garage.
Alice Wendlekin : Call the police, then they can put Ralph in jail.
Beth Bradley : Alice, nobody's going to call the police on them.
Maxine : Because they're kids.
Beth Bradley : No, because they burned down the jail.