- Cinderella: [having sex with the prince] Fairy, Ah, Fairy Godmother, he gave me, Ah, snappin' pussy!
- Marbella: [after Cinderella dresses Stepmother, Drucella, and Marbella for the ball] *We* should have been Charlie's Angels!
- Lord Chamberlain: [Upon meeting Stepmother, Drucella, and Marbella] My God, *three* flew over the cuckoo's nest!