The Bad News Bears (1976)
Gary Lee Cavagnaro: Engelberg
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Quotes
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Engelberg : You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law.
Coach Morris Buttermaker : So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.
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Coach Morris Buttermaker : [looks at Tanner's black eye] What the hell happened to you, Tanner?
Engelberg : Tanner got into a fight
[because of the first game loss]
Coach Morris Buttermaker : Who with?
Engelberg : The 7th Grade.
Coach Morris Buttermaker : What?
Engelberg : [shouts] The 7th Grade.
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Engelberg : [helping Buttermaker clean pools] When we're through, can we go swimming?
Coach Morris Buttermaker : No! Don't jump in Engleberg, you'll flood the valley.
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Coach Morris Buttermaker : Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice?
Engelberg : There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.
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Toby Whitewood : [as Buttermaker distributes jock straps to the team] What about Amanda?
Amanda Whurlitzer : You ain't strapping one of these things on me.
Engelberg : Well, if she don't wear one, I don't wear one.
Bad News Bears : Yeah!
Tanner Boyle : Anyway, it's too small.
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[hitting batting practice]
Coach Morris Buttermaker : [yells to infield] All right, look alive! Let's get one out there!
[to Engleberg]
Coach Morris Buttermaker : Are you ready?
[Buttermaker bunts in front of the plate]
Coach Morris Buttermaker : Engleberg?
Engelberg : [exasperated] What?
Coach Morris Buttermaker : That is a bunt - B-U-N-T. The catcher is supposed to pick up the bunt and throw it to first base.
Engelberg : Well, how was I supposed to know? You made such a big deal yelling out to them.
Coach Morris Buttermaker : [sighs] Diversionary tactic, Engleberg. Now get the ball...
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Engelberg : [Takes half-empty pint of whiskey from Buttermaker's glove box and holds it up] You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law.
Coach Morris Buttermaker : So is murder, Engelberg. Now put it back before you get me into real trouble.
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Coach Morris Buttermaker : Now, guys, somebody's gonna pay for this windshield. And I think, Engelberg, it's gonna be your father.
Engelberg : Bullshit.
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Coach Morris Buttermaker : There's chocolate all over this ball.
Engelberg : Look, Mr. Buttermaker, quit buggin' me about food. People are always buggin' me about it. My shrink says that's why I'm so fat! So you're not doin' me any good, so just quit it!
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Joey Turner : Well, well, well, if it isn't Engelpuke.
Engelberg : How'd you like me to stick this bat where the sun never shines, Turner!
Joey Turner : Sit on it, fat ass.
Engelberg : Shove it!