- Sir Robin the Brave: I'm valiant and daring/And noble of bearing,/Couragous and gallant,/A mountain of talent./No wonder folks curtsy and wave/I'm Robin, Sir Robin, the Brave.
- Kermit: You're also a frog.
- Taminella: Don't look so worried, little frogy. There's still a way you can break the spell. I mean, you might just happen to meet a princess. And she might befriend you and take you to live in the palace, and someday she just might kiss you. Then you'll be a prince again.
- [laughs]
- Taminella: Doesn't seem so likely, does it?
- Princess Melora: Oh! I want to quee the been!
- King Rupert the Second: My dear, if it were up to me, you could quee all the beans you wanted to... whatever that means.
- Taminella: Well, my, my. So, you have a new pet, Malora. What a sweet little frog, what a dear little frog, what a familiar little frog.
- King Rupert the Second: I'm sorry, but if you're really my sister, I'm afraid I need proof.
- Taminella: Well, all right, good King Rupert the Second. What was the name of your father?
- King Rupert the Second: King Rupert the First!
- Taminella: So was mine!
- King Rupert the Second: Sister!
- Taminella: Brother!
- Gawain: [Robin has just told a sad story about how he was a prince turned into a frog] Yeah, we frogs just love fairytales!
- Robin: [singing to Sweetums to lull him to sleep] Sweetums lay your ugly head down upon your wretched bed/close your eyes and go to sleep/rest you hulking heap/ Sweetums is so sweet and cute/go to sleep you stupid brute
- Princess Melora: The hane! The hane! Hurry! The candle of her hane!
- Robin the Frog: That's it! It's not bake the hall in the candle of her brain. It's break the ball in the handle of her cane.
- [He bites Taminella on the arm making her drop her cane and the ball in it's handle to break spilling purple slime on the ground]
- Aunt Taminella: [after her noble gown turns back to ragged clothing] My power! You've destroyed my power!
- [she sinks to the ground and turns into a bird and flys away]
- Robin the Frog: She turned into a bird!
- King Rupert the Second: Now, what would my sister want to go and do that for?
- Princess Melora: You see, father, she never was your sister. She was an evil witch. But now her power is destroyed.
- King Rupert the Second: Daughter! I can understand you now!
- Princess Melora: Yes! My spell is broken.
- King Rupert the Second: My daughter's spell is broken!
- [everyone cheers]
- Kermit: But yours isn't yet.
- Robin the Frog: She still has to kiss me.
- Princess Melora: [repeated line in frustration] If I could only bake the hall in the candle of her brain.