All My Children (1970–2011)

Mark Pinter: Roger Smythe

Quotes 

• Mary Smythe : You can't be serious? My daughter is marrying a gigolo who's mother is a criminally insane drug trafficker.

  Roger Smythe : Well, now, look on the bright side. At least she'll have a real reason to hate her mother-in-law.

  Mary Smythe : Shut up Roger.