Advance to the Rear (1964)
Stella Stevens: Martha Lou Williams
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Quotes
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Martha Lou : All right. Let's say, just for the moment, that I *am* a spy.
Heath : A very pretty one, too.
Martha Lou : That would make us enemies, Jared.
Heath : Yeah, of course it would. And, we'd be starting out at a point in marriage that takes some couples twenty or thirty years to achieve!
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Martha Lou : Well, aren't you something? First you break into my cabin with that disgusting display of animal lust. Then you accuse me of being a spy. And now, all of a sudden, I'm the only girl in the world for you.
Heath : Well, that's the way it goes, sometimes.
Martha Lou : Well, that's not the way it's going to go this time. So, you just better pull yourself and put me outta your evil little mind.
Heath : It's a little late for that, isn't it?
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Martha Lou : Do you always just stand calmly by when you see a lady being molested?
Heath : Oh, you'd be surprised how few ladies I've seen molested. Matter of fact, the last time was about seven years ago.
Martha Lou : Well, what did you do then?
Heath : Well, I, uh... I walks over to her and asks if I could be of some assistance, and she just slaps my face, like you did to that fella there. Told me to mind my own business.
Martha Lou : Oh.
Heath : Then this fella she's with, he starts to workin' me over, and between the two of 'em, they convert me to mindin' my own business, once and for all.
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Heath : Well, you're just about everything I've been lookin' for in a woman, so, even though you are a Confederate spy, I guess I'm just going to have to forgive you.
Martha Lou : What do you mean I'm everything you've looked for?
Heath : Well, not everything - but, you're close enough.
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Martha Lou : Well, all right. Unhook me, will you.
Heath : Well, aren't you going to scream or anything?
Martha Lou : Scream? For what?
Heath : That's right. No need to play games. After all, we've both been around.
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Col. Claude Brackenbury : You know, Miss Williams, if it wasn't for that dear little woman that's been waiting for me back in Boston, I'd be *sorely* tempted to...
Martha Lou : Just what would you do?