- Theo Wilkins: Now, an international axiom. A man who says "whiskey" is an Englishman. A man who says "double whiskey" is an Irishman. But a man who asks, "Have you any ice?" is an American.
- Melanie: Could you believe in the morals of a woman whom you've seen almost naked?
- Paul Mason: No comment.
- Theo Wilkins: Paul, I have to accomplish something before I die. I want to make the world gasp a little.