Texas Carnival (1951)
Red Skelton: Cornie Quinell
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Quotes
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Cornie Quinell : You were just a chorus girl.
Debbie Telford : I was a *happy* chorus girl.
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Dan Sabinas : What's your name, son?
Cornie Quinell : Cornelius. Cornie, for short. Hey, what'd you do with my hamburger?
Dan Sabinas : Cornie.
[laughs]
Dan Sabinas : Say, that's pretty corny.
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Cornie Quinell : Here, dunk your tootsies.
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Cornie Quinell : [singing] First, I'd like to introduce my daughter, Ah, my friends, my daughter's quite a dish, If you strike her tail, Then you've struck water, And wham! My daughter turns into a fish...
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Slim Shelby : The ranch is so big, you know.
Cornie Quinell : Oh, yeah. Miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles.
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Cornie Quinell : You just relax. I'm going downstairs and mosey around the lobby.
Debbie Telford : You just mosey us out of here. Pronto!
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Debbie Telford : How can I stick around in a bathing suit?
Cornie Quinell : Well, it's simple. Get in that pool and stay there.
Debbie Telford : Till I'm what color?
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Debbie Telford : Oh, Cornie, I'm so hungry.
Cornie Quinell : I know honey, but, you promised me to stick with me through thick or thin.
Debbie Telford : Yeah, but the longer I stick, the thinner I get.
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Cornie Quinell : Well, here's to you. And that's something I could never understand. A guy always says, "Here's to you" and then they drink it themselves.
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Cornie Quinell : Look, if I'd never seen him before and he'd never seen me, how did I know him when he saw me?
Debbie Telford : Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
Cornie Quinell : It does? Explain it to me.
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Cornie Quinell : Up to my lips, and over the gums, Look out stomach, Here she comes.