- Rica: [knowingly, after getting out of the shower, and hearing that Polly has walked out on Nick] Aren't women wonderful?
- Nick Garcos: Hey, do you like apples?
- Rica: Everybody likes apples, except doctors.
- Nick Garcos: Do you know what it takes to get an apple so you can sink your beautiful teeth in it? You gotta stuff rags up tailpipes, farmers gotta get gypped, you jack up trucks with the back of your neck, universals conk out...
- Rica: I don't know what are you talking about, but I have a new respect for apples.
- Mike Figlia: Everything happens to me. The whole street, he's gotta break down in front of my place.
- Charles: Tough luck.
- Mike Figlia: I'm the original tough luck kid.
- Mike Figlia: Let's say you just rolled into town with a truckload of apples, you know. Now what do you think would have been a fair price?
- Nick Garcos: Six and a half bucks a box.
- Mike Figlia: Now six and a half is what I got. I'm talking about your end.
- Nick Garcos: Your end of nothing is nothing.
- Charles: Is the vehicle parked in front of our joint?
- Dave: Yeah.
- Charles: Has it been parked there a long time?
- Dave: Yeah.
- Charles: Is it obstructing our place of business?
- Dave: Yeah!
- Charles: Well?
- Dave: We unload!
- Mike Figlia: Come on, we'll sell the stuff on consignment, I'll give the kid a fair shake. If that's against the law, I guess I'm a crook.
- Charles: [simultaneously with Dave] Yeah!
- Nick Garcos: [to Rica] You know, Italian, American - a cat's a cat. Do you mind if I don't discuss my girl with you?